Twins

Posted on Dec 22, 2012 at 12AM • permalink

I think I’m having two periods that combined to one this month!!

Is that how you get twins?

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Are dogs naturally naked?

Posted on Jun 14, 2012 at 1AM • permalink

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Isn’t it amazing how insects come in when you open the door. It’s like they know where people live.

Posted on May 30, 2012 at 7AM • permalink

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Tsunami

Posted on May 28, 2012 at 12AM
Suepin: Your pillow is really big like a tsunami!!
Everyone: What??
Suepin: You know.. the big japanese wrestlers...
Everyone: you mean SUMO wrestlers???
Suepin: YEAH!!! THAT'S WHAT I SAID!!!
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Flood

Posted on May 28, 2012 at 12AM
Everyone: What's your favorite natural disaster??
Suepin: A flood!
Everyone: Why??
Suepin: The world needs more water right?!?!!
Everyone: LOLOLOLOLLLLLL!!!!
Everyone: What about a tsunami??
Suepin: That's different!!! It comes from the ocean! Floods come from the sky!!!
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So what kind of asian are you? Vietnamese? Chinese? Filipino? Hispanic?

Posted on May 28, 2012 at 12AM • permalink

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Corn Hair

Posted on May 28, 2012 at 12AM
Suepin: You know what hair is made out of?
Suepin: Corn.
Everyone: What??? LOLOLOLOL!!!
Suepin: wait wait! let me explain!
Suepin: Everything you eat is made out of corn like corn syrup and stuff
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Did you know there was a tv show about how unicorns are made out of corn dogs?

Posted on May 28, 2012 at 12AM • permalink

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Are humans the only species that gives blowjobs?

Posted on May 28, 2012 at 12AM • permalink

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balloon

Posted on Apr 16, 2012 at 11PM
Suepin: Did you know it's bad to let go of a balloon?
Michael: Why?
Suepin: Because when it pops then falls down into the ocean, it blocks a whale's blow hole so they can't breathe and die.
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